Natural history of the world acording to the Bible
- In a easy to read explanation.
Today I'm gonna try something a little different here...
As we all know, the Bible has the answers for everything. It's unfair how those science people come on and tell that stuff written in there is wrong or inaccurate.
So God himself, bestowed upon me to tell the history of the world, how it REALLY, happened.
In the beggining there was light and God created the universe, earth, Adam and Eve and all that...
Who had a few children, who matted among themselves to populate the Earth.
[Fast Forwarding in time] Then God decided that everyone was a sinner and that the world should be purged. The obviously most humane form of doing that was drowning everyone, but to this true believer called Noah he gave the task of building this huge ark, that would carry two of every animals.
Those who use those unholy things like logic, reasoning and - God forbid - critical thinking, will say that it was impossible for Noah to get all the animals of the world inside the Ark, first because the world is quite big to achieve such thing, second because there's a wide variety of animals to get. Well, you are wrong! At the time the world was still made of one Continent, Pangaea (science people got all the dates wrong), so it was easy for him to travel the world dragging dinosaurs by the horns.
Yes, humans co-existed with dinosaurs!
Revelando os truques
A uns tempos atrás andei a falar sobre assuntos que não interessam nada a ninguém, tipo a matéria escura do universo e como isso provavelmente era um conceito errado.
Teorias físicas mais recentes estão promissoramente a revelar que eu estava certo.
Petr Hořava, um físico com o nome muito estranho, anda a trabalhar numa teoria que melhor explica o universo a nossa volta que a teoria da relatividade geral. Esta teoria, com resultados promissores explica motivos pelos quais as galáxias se comportam como se tivessem quase o dobro da matéria que realmente têm e porque o universo se esta a expandir, tudo isto sem dizer "the dark stuff did it".
Portanto eu estou correcto, mesmo quando falo de assuntos que só percebo superficialmente.
Splitting Time from Space, Scientific America.
